战场墨菲法则【二】转！
77. Air strikes always overshoot the target， artillery always falls short.
如果一个疆场上的题目只要一种处理计划，这必然是个笨拙的计划。
132. Don't ever be the first， don't ever be the last， and don't ever volunteer to do anything.
138. The more stupid the leader is， the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.
如果你的侧翼迂回停止的很顺利，是因为仇敌正等候着你从侧翼靠近他们。
拔下保险销后，手榴弹先生就不再是你的朋友了。
从一小我那边盗取信息叫抄袭，从仇敌那边盗取信息叫汇集谍报。
70. Whenever you have plenty of ammo， you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo， you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
111. Walking point = sniper bait.
112. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.
128. When you have sufficient ammo the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on ammo the enemy attacks that night.
136. If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't.
在你最需求它的时候老是卡壳的兵器是M60机枪。
雷场不是中立的。
72. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
79. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.
统统船只都能够当扫雷艇……一次性的。
弹雨当中逞豪杰的人常常死得最快。
90. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.
113. If only one solution can be found for a field problem， then it is usually a stupid solution.
“疆场经历”这东西，只要在某次很需求它的行动以后你才气获得。
压抑火力独一管用的时候是用来对于烧毁的阵地的时候。
墨菲是个大头兵。（就是因为墨菲老是做错事，以是才叫墨菲法例嘛:-P）
98. If your ambush is properly set， the enemy won't walk into it.
109. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
100. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.
88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.
设备的重量与你需求扛着它的时候成反比。
91. All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.
97. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on， he will bypass you.
92. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.
如果号令能够被曲解，那它必然会被曲解。
116. If orders can be misunderstood they will be.
71. The more a weapon costs， the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
130. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
在疆场上，如果你的位置过于靠前，那么你必然要重视是否忽视了某些潜伏的伤害。（言下之意：二愣子才冲在最前面）
你弹药充沛的时候，仇敌两个礼拜也不打击；你缺弹药的时候，仇敌顿时就打击。
82. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.
137. The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.
103. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).
75. If enough data is collected， a board of inquiry can prove anything.
需求散兵坑时，它们老是太远。（注：convenient在这里是指地理上的便当，就仿佛所谓的便当店一样，以是不能解作“温馨”）
在低军衔能让你升官的行动会在新军衔杀死你。
奇特的东西吸引炮火。你就是奇特的。
军需官那边的东西只要两个尺码：太大的和太小的。
105. Success occurs when no one is looking， failure occurs when the General is watching.
去带路＝去当偷袭手的钓饵。
115. What gets you promoted from one rank gets you killed in the next rank.
134. Any ship can be a minesweeper...once.
93. The crucial round is a dud.
以上法例的肆意组合。
140. All or any of the above combined.
疆场上，你只要搞到热东西吃，就老是要下雨的。
123. The effective killing radius is greater than the average soldier can throw it.
如果你的阵地有很好的工事并且你也筹办好对付仇敌的进犯，仇敌会绕过你。
兵器越贵（或是越有效处？），补缀的时候就要送的越远。
129. The quartermaster has only two sizes， too large and too small.
83. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
没人存眷的行动凡是是胜利的；被初级长官存眷的行动凡是是失利的。
80. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want， but they know for certain what they don't want.
104. There is always a way， and it usually doesn't work.
108. As soon as you are served hot chow in the field， it rains.
99. If your flank march is going well， the enemy expects you to outflank him.
迫击炮弹幕只要一发能射中目标，这一发是哑弹。
如果你战役中掉了设备，你的枪弹和手榴弹必然离你最远，而水壶老是掉在你的脚边。
95. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.
你越是感到猎奇的目标就越伤害。
任何事情都有一个处理体例，固然凡是是不管用的。
如果你落空了仇敌的踪迹，转头看看。
在新兵练习营，对每一个行动都有同意与反对两种评判。
最新最没经历的兵士最能够获得名誉奖章。（意义是“挂掉的人就会获得美国最初级勋章”）
117. Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.
78. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down， the most important ones are always illegible.
你夜间的宿营地是你白日行军累了的处所。
当你检察你写下的无线电频次的时候，最首要的老是没法辨认。
啤酒数计算法：三十七人，每人两瓶，共要四十九箱。
85. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.
120. The weight of your equipment is proportional to the time you have been carrying it.
131. When a front line soldier overhears two General Staff officers conferring， he has fallen back too far.
73. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
空袭老是打得过远，炮火老是打得太近。
139. When the pin is pulled， Mr. Grenade is not your friend.
作为军官最辛苦的一点是：兵士不晓得他们想要甚么，只晓得他们不想要甚么。
如果一个火线兵士偶然入耳到两个参谋在会商，那他必然是呆得太后了。（参谋职员都是怯懦鬼）
86. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan， stupid enough to try it， and lucky enough to survive.
89. Body count Math --> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.
不管你从哪条线路行军，都是上坡路。
一支军队的作战才气与它表面的都雅程度成反比。
不要奉告副排长你无事可做。
歼敌数计算法：三名游击队员加一个能够再加两只猪，本次战役共毙敌三十七人。
全天候近距空中援助在坏气候里不管用。
74. No matter which way you have to march， its always uphill.
奇特的物体吸引炮火－不要躲在这类东西前面。
76. For every action， there is an equal and opposite criticism.(in boot camp)
如果你第一次尝试不胜利的话，你或许分歧适去拆炸弹。
122. If you need an officer in a hurry take a nap.
101. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.
紫心勋章（美国授予受伤兵士的勋章）证明你聪明到能够想出一个打算，笨拙到尝试这个打算，并且荣幸到活了下来。
军官老是在你犯弊端时呈现。
118. Your mortar barrage will put exactly one round on the intended target. That round will be a dud.
119. Mine fields are not neutral.
不要做第一个，也不要做倒数第一个，更不要志愿干甚么事。
相称首要的炮弹老是哑弹。
手榴弹的杀伤半径老是比你能扑出的间隔多一英尺。
在你利用不平安的频道公布之前，仇敌都不会监听你的无线电频次。
81. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.
如果你筹办好了一次伏击，仇敌不会进入你的伏击圈。
106. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.
如果汇集到了充足的质料，调查委员会甚么事都能够证明。（委员会胡说八道）
兵器的庞大程度和操纵者的智商成反比。
135. Whenever you lose contact with the enemy， look behind you.
87. Murphy was a grunt.
你有充足弹药的时候，你百发百中。你缺弹药的时候，连谷仓那么大的东西都打不中。
长官的高傲程度与他的官职成反比（另有他的不值得信赖程度和有害程度）。
交火后，受伤的严峻程度与到掩体的间隔成反比。
133. If at first you don't succeed， then bomb disposal probably isn't for you.
107. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight， your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away， and your canteen always lands at your feet.
投掷兵器的杀伤半径总比普通兵士能扔的间隔大。
最合适某个事情的军官老是在这个职位已经被别人占有后一天调来。
批示官越蠢，他被号令履行的任务越首要。